Thursday, May 18, 2017

One Liners

Did you Know and One Liners

A halo around the moon or sun means a storm is coming.
Right handed people live an average of 9 years longer than left handed people.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. (What a way to go)
I don’t approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.
I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she has been giving me lately.